Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Boys vs Girls very Funny Jokes

On a hockey match
There was a pretty girl..
She painted Indian flag on her face..
A boy kissed her and said….
I LOVE India

Sunday, October 24, 2010

Boys vs Girls funny jokes

Girl 2 her boyfriend:
Very Nice Mobile!!.
Where Did u Buy It?
Boy: I Won This In A Running Race.
Girl: WOWW How Many People Participated?
Boy: Well, it was really tough; peoples participated r MOBILE OWNER, POLICE n ME.

Boys vs Girls funny jokes

Boys vs Girls funny jokes

A guy wanted 2 know d age of a girl so he asked:
Boy: may i ask u what is ur date of birth?
Girl: yes, it is 4th july (she tried 2 avoid d answer politely).
Boy insisted: n which year ... ?
Girl: every year !!

Boys vs Girls funny jokes

Boys vs Girls funny jokes

Girl: Can I hold your hand?
Boy: No"
Girl: Why?
Boy: because it will hurt too much when you let it go.

Boys vs Girls funny jokes

Monday, October 11, 2010

Boys vs Girls funny jokes

Boy1: Yaar larki ko
I Love you kehny ki
sab se achi jaga kon se hai?
.
Boy2: Daata drbaar
.
Boy1: q?
.
Boy2: q kay whan lrkiyon ne chappal nahi pehni hoti...

Boys vs Girls funny jokes

Boys vs Girls funny jokes

Only d open heart receives
LOVE
Only d open mind receives
WISDOM
Only d open hand receives
GIFTS
n...
Only d CUTE 1's receive
MESSAGES From ME!

Boys vs Girls funny jokes

Boys vs Girls funny jokes

Boyfriend, Do u think my salary is sufficient 4 u?
Funny Girlfriend: It's sufficient 4 me,
But how will u survive?

Boys vs Girls funny jokes